EYE-BALL JokeZone – The Promised Land
|EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘The Promised Land’
Last Updated 8th May ’13
|The Promised Land!!!
(Submitted by Colin S.)
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel …
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Whitlam said to the people of Australia …
Put down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Gillard has ….
Stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, put camels in plain packaging, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the carbon tax, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, and retirement funds, I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English, and I was connected to a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck …..
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