EYE-BALL’s – “On the Hustings” Day 1 – The Campaign Begins –
Title: – EYE-BALL’s “On the Hustings” Day 1 – – The Campaign Begins – | Author: No-way José | 5th Aug 2013 | |
Welcome to the greatest ego fest ever where the wannabe’s and pretenders to our welfare tell us how good they are, and how much of a difference they will/want/try to make.
None of us really take a whole lot of notice of what is promised, i.e. none of us expect deliverance as history proves, but what can we reasonably expect from these cashed up political parties?History proves that the talk is by far more than the reality … so who and how do we figure out who is the best/worst liar, who has the most believable policy that will make a difference? EYE-BALL’s “BULLSHIT” measure is designed to access every Political Party’s policy bullshit component therein. All the major Party’s have a start value of 40% based on a generalised view on past performances. The exception is the “None of the Above” campaign who aren’t wanting anybody to vote for them – just to not vote for anybody unless you the voter are sure the candidate you do vote for will serve your interests best. Over the campaign period each Party’s “BULLSHIT” measurement will be adjusted to reflect the obvious ‘bullshit’ contained in their policy releases and public appearances. The graphic below will hopefully become a true choice barometer upon which voters can safely rely upon to help them make their election day choices. [Click on Graphs to enlarge in a new window.] To explain the measure further the following is offered: how much can a candidate/party/leader obviously lie to the public before the public realises that what is offered really is a ‘bullshit’ offer. We acknowledge that most of us are only professional political analysts once or twice every three years … but our instincts are accurate because we always get the Government we vote for. We might be seen as dumb, but not so dumb that you can try to rob us blind and for us to not take an interest. In addition to the Political Party “BULLSHIT” measure, there is also the Media “BULLSHIT” measure as indicated by the chart below. The Media measure is not hard – News have declared their Coalition bias, and the ABC and Fairfax are ALP supporters. EYE-BALL’s opinions are neutral and are about the only unbiased opinions that will be expressed outside the mainstream media arena. WHO can you trust for your political analysis? Day 1: AEC’s Enrollment Drive: Linked here. Today is Day 1 of the 34 day campaign and the immediate focus of the ALP and the Greens is to get as many un-enrolled electors enrolled … the deadline is seven (7) days and the AEC link to find more information about whether you are enrolled can be found here. [EYE-BALL.] ABC’s Vote Compass: Linked here. A brilliant on-line survey presented by the ABC’s Anthony Green will prove to be an election barometer never seen before. His 30 question survey has gone ballistic this morning with 170,000 people logging on to give their responses. His questions will decide the election issues seen as most important and the major party’s will be keenly seeking Green’s data to help them plan their election strategies. [EYE-BALL] Party Policy links:
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Can I get it started;
Barry Cassidy for wanting to hitch his wagon to the Abbott Train. A little to late. Tony doesn’t want you.
Jessica Irvine for telling Channel 7 listeners how Rudd and Abbott might improve their pitch. Young Jessica we don’t vote for leaders in Australia, we vote for local representatives. Sadly that has become mixed up in two party ideology. With gurus like Jessica setting us right she will be apples.
Adam Bandt for believing he is a snowballs chance to retain the seat of Melbourne. Good Luck
1. Apparently the alternative Treasurer Mr Hockey thinks there needs to be an interest rate climate where rates are going up to signal the economy is strong, and Mr Rudd in response thinks Mr Hockey does not have a clue … still awaiting the transcript to verify speeches … in the meantime this is some comments made by Hockey as reported by Sky News:
What does Hockey know – the reason we have b een uncompetitive was the high A$ under Costello and then Swan – the A$ is now falling and our exports will return better returns and the labor costs will ease … Hockey is a bigger fool than Swan and with Mr Chris Evans as the new Treasurer – the jury is still out.
The Coalition gets another 5% added for ‘Bullshit” theory …
2. I do question why Evans released the $33 billion Swan book cook and then 2 days later Rudd calls an election … nobody has reported on Wayne Swans budget errors nor how Treasury stood behind all the figures reported … who really is to blame the Treasury number crunchers or Swan because he was so dumb he believed the numbers …
The ALP get 5% for dumb “bullshit” …
3. Mr Rudd thinks giving another $200 million to the car industry after the FBT wack evens it all up … again nobody understands that one has nothing to do with the other …
The ALP get another 5% for dumb “bullshit” …
4. Mr Abbott still thinks the carbon tax is the top priority when he wins Government … Leader he ain’t if this is the best he has to offer …
This is a clanger – the Coalition get another 10% for dumb “bullshit” …
… and this is only Day 1.