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August 4, 2012
EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Julia at the Bank’:
Last Updated 4th Aug ’12
SmilingJulia at the Bank:(Submitted by Warwick M.)

Prime Minister Gillard walks into the Commonwealth Bank of Australia to cash a cheque.  As she approaches the cashier she says “Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me”?

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure Miss. Could you please show me your ID?”

Gillard: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to.  I am Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia !!!”

Cashier: “Yes  Miss, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID.”

Gillard: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.    Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier: “I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Gillard: “I am urging you please to cash this cheque.”

Cashier: “Look Prime Minister this is what we can do: One day Adam Scott came into the bank without ID.   To prove he was Adam Scott he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.   With that shot we knew him to be Adam Scott and cashed his cheque.  Another time, Pat Rafter came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.   With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque…  So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister of Australia ?”

GILLARD  stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind.  I can’t think of a single thing I’m good at.”

Cashier: “Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?”


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