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EYE-BALL Opinion on – The Morality of Governments – How has history treated them …

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The Morality of Governments  –
… How has history treated them …
The World is at an abyss and requires clear and determined minds to figure out just how we arrived at this point in our history.

Hindsight teaches us our mistakes – but if we keep making the same ones and exploiting the weaker populace’s for greed purposes just because they are weaker – then the morality of mankind has to look upon itself and call to question what the future really holds.

Nth America: – [link to map on-line.]

History tells us that America was discovered when Columbus travelled west in 1492 – European settlement began early in the 1600’s.  It became an Independent Nation after a War between the British and the New America with the aid of the French.   The declaration of Independence came in 1776 – followed by the Constitution in 1789.   A second War was fought in 1812 to again secure Independence.  Free settlement westward ensured and a Civil War between Nth and Sth ensured between 1861-65 largely over slavery issues.

All these Wars and battles to etch out new lives in a new country came at the expense of the indigenous population.  If 2011 morality was applied in 1492-1865 time period and beyond – would Native Indians still own their lands  – would the Leaders of the World see it as their right to rid the world of entire tribes and a race of people who owned the land before them.

America is built upon a fraud in that they stole the land they now live upon with massacres and genocide.  Whatever Leadership prevailed to give the ‘Declaration of Independence’ and the ‘Bill of Rights’ the truth and wisdom it contained – and whatever came before and whatever followed – was all built on a fraud of Europeans fleeing their own lands in search of free lands to habitat.  Those lands we not free to have or take.

[See this link for History of the United States]

Europe: – [link to map on-line.]

The people that came to America were largely from Europe – they were people dissatisfied with their own Leaders, their abuses and their treatment of the people they ruled – they were treated like fodder – hunger, persecution, expulsion, and lack of opportunity were all in the mix as well.

This also happened in Africa, India, South America, and Australia.

In fact, indigenous populations who were the owners of these lands well before European settlement – the indigenous populations were treated harshly – the settlers believed it was their right to inhabit the lands – and history tells us that when the Europeans showed up on the shores –  they just assumed control of the lands.

Treaty’s drawn to preserve the indigenous populations were dishonoured at every turn – all to appease the continued western and westward expansion sprawl.

Whatever morality America or the Europeans applied to these genocides, history shows their decisions were the most immoral choices ever made if 2011 morality was applied.    Events that happen that were based in criminal behaviour and cover death are always current – there is no statute applicable to murder and genocide.

With this in mind – the current global population of displaced persons without a country number above 50 million.  More than the population of the world in 1492.

Take Australia – a land mass larger in size than that of America – 300 million people live in America – 22 million live in Australia.

Yet Australia are at odds with the treatment and acceptance of asylum seekers included in this 50 million displaced persons.  We are a Nation of descendents who invaded this land and took what they wanted – and murdered an indigenous population to do so some 200 odd years ago.  And now our Leaders play GOD and restricts the want of displaced persons to resettle in Australia.

There is no morality or integrity that any Western Nation can base its foundation is genuine in its application in a modern world.   Whatever pride Australia had as a Nation since WWII when our armed forces did us proud and gave us reason to be proud – our modern day Leaders have fumbled the ball when our alliance with the USA is used like a dog collar.  We are nothing but lapdogs – and any independence we enjoy only comes because our Leaders believe our alliance with the USA demands we pause to do their bidding whenever asked.

Until humanity understands that in history we can find the root of all the evil that exists – we will never stray from the current path.  That path has no future that allows the world to co-exist with eachother into the future.  In the past these serious issues have only ever been settled with War and extreme loss of life.  This path is our history and our future.  Our Leaders today are blindsided by the obvious – they forget to lead.

This painted picture is not a pretty one – yet a small insight into hypocracy in not opening our borders to a million or more refugees over a 2-3 year period.   That gesture might just give Nations incentive to tax the rich to give all humanity a chance to survive and live.   How much wealth is enough – how much can one spend in a life time – wealth these days is carnal, it’s obscene and only used to make oneself more powerful.   If a concession and follow through does not happen – life as we know it is finished within the current generation.

It’s time for a change of heart on every level of current policy and human rights issue.  Laws have to be changed – educators have to be given a new set of standards to teach, and people have to embrace the art of giving as opposed to the expectancy of receiving.

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 21’

December 19, 2011 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 21:
Posted  19th Dec ’11
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Dad got home one evening to find his somewhat plain daughter sitting on the couch holding a large dildo. “What this all about” he enquired

“Well Dad, I’m 35, over weight, plain and have no chance of getting a man, so this is the next best thing”

Next night the daughter comes home to find Dad sitting on the couch with the dildo in one hand & a stubby in the other. “Thanks a lot, Dad – now your making fun of me. What do you think your doing?”

“What’s it bloody well look like” said Dad “I’m having a beer with me son-in-law !’

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Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?”

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, “Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There’s really nothing I can do for you unless you’re willing to try an experimental treatment.”

Jack asks sadly, “And that would be?”

“Well,” the Doctor explains, “What we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis.” Jack thinks about it silently then says, “Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let’s go for it.”

Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing, returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc pronounced Jack “healed and ready for action.” Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap and unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants!

His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, “That was incredible! Can you do it again?”

Jack groaned, “Probably, but I don’t think I can fit another roll up my ass.”

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Smiling

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.

Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies.

“You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy asks. “No thanks,” the man replies.

“I think you do want to buy a baseball,” the little extortionist continues.

“OK. How much?” the man replies after considering the position he is in.

“Twenty-five dollars,” the little boy replies.

“TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!” the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.

“It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” the boy starts off.

“Yes it is,” replies the man.

“Wanna buy a baseball glove?” the little boy asks.

“OK. How much?” the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.

“Fifty dollars,” the boy replies and the transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy’s father says “Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we’ll play some catch.”

“I can’t. I sold them,” replies the little boy.

“How much did you get for them?” asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. “Seventy-five dollars,” the little boy says.

“SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That’s thievery! I’m taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness”, the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”

“Don’t you start that shit in here now,” the priest says.

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Smiling

Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in Chicago.

The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular “At Cornell, I learned to be clean and sanitary.” The man then left the bathroom in a cloud of self-satisfaction.

The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, “At Berkeley, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious.” He then strode from the bathroom with a purposeful air.

The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering to himself, “At the U. of I., I learned not to pee on my hands.”

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So, these two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone’s front lawn.

“Look,” he shouts “What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?”

The passenger, being a man of the world, replies “They are having sex. Don’t tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?”.

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style. So the passenger says “You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here’s what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position.”

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try. So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks “Well. How did it go?”

To which the driver replies “It was great. But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her onto the front lawn.”

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Smiling

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, “Yahoo!” and rode off.

“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service station attendant. “Nothing,” shrugged the woman, ” I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”

“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians ride bareback…”

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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues, ” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.”

And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

“You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on it’s head.”

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Smiling

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.

The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster named Randy; he’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”

Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it and buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a peptalk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and I need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand so the farmer points toward the henhouse and Randy took off like a shot. Wham! He nails every hen in there three or four times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake, wham! He gets all the geese. Randy’s up in the pigpen, he’s in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold, in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down — now look what you’ve done to yourself.” Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, “Shhh, they’re getting closer…..”

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An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can’t resist taunting the girl.

He holds up the football and says “See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!”

The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother “I want a football!”

Being a woman of the 90’s, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football “Nah Na Nah Nah”.

The little boy angrily points to his bike and says “Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can’t have one!”

She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says “Look, only boys have these and your mom can’t buy you one!!!”.

The next day he walks by and asks her “Well, I guess I showed you!” to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims “My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!”

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘The Fighter Pilot’

December 19, 2011 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘The Fighter Pilot:
Posted  19th Dec ’11
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend Marie out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over and says to Pierre “Pierre, kiss me!”

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips. “What the hell are you doing, Pierre?”

“I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!” She smiles and starts kissing him.

When things begin to heat up a little, Marie says “Pierre, kiss me lower.” Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.

“Pierre, what are you doing!” asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!”

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower.” Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, “Pierre, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!

“Our hero stands up defiantly and says, “I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!”

 

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  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Stand alone JokeSocially Unacceptable Humour
  4. Stand Alone Joke – The CIA Admission Test
  5. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  6. Stand Alone Joke – Various – 18
  7. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  8. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  9. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke

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