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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 4

December 16, 2011
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 4:
Posted  16th Dec ’11
SmilingThe kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn’t figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.”It’s a period” reported Johnnie.

“Well I can see that” she said. “but what is so exciting about a period.”

“Damned if I know” said Johnnie, “but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.”

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Smiling

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, “Good morning, son.”

“Good morning pastor,” replied the young man not taking his eyes off the plaque. “Sir, what is this?” Johnny asked.

“Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service,” replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.

Little Johnny’s voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, “Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?”

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Smiling

Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage. “Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this was cute.

“Well,” said Johnny, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room. It’s plenty big for both of us.”

“And how will you live?” “I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That’s should be enough.”

Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie’s dad asked, “And what if little ones come along?”

“Well,” said Johnny, “we’ve been lucky so far.”

 

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