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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Some Blond Jokes’ – II

November 3, 2011
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Some Blond Jokes’ – II:
Updated 3rd Nov ’11
SmilingJigsaw Puzzle:

 

Two blonds walked into a bar and ordered a beer. When the bartender served them the beers he overheard them say, “56 days” and the two blonds gave each other a high five.

The bartender wondered what was going on but he just ignored it. After a while the two blonds ordered another round and when the bar-tender was serving them the beers, they again said, “56 days” and preceded with a high 5.

The bartender was curious, “Are you girls celebrating something?” he asked.

One of the blonds answered, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it took us 56 days to complete it.”

“That must have been a tough puzzle.” said the bartender. “Yes it was,” said the other blond. “On the box it said 2 to 4 years.”

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SmilingFirst Class:

A blonde girl was on an airplane sitting up in first class, the flight attendant approached her and said, “excuse me Miss, but this is not your seat, you can’t sit up here…”

The blonde girl said, “yes I can! I told my travel agent I wanted a first class ticket for Hawaii, so im NOT moving!!!”

The flight attendant kept pursuing the issue, telling her she had to move back to coach… Finally, the flight attendant went up to the pilot and told him the situation, and he said he would take care of it.

So the pilot walks up to the blonde girl, whispers something in her ear, and to the flight attendants surprise, the blonde girl gets all of her stuff, and moves back into coach.

The flight attendant is astonished, and asks the pilot, “How the hell did you do that?  I’ve been begging and pleading with that girl for about an hour now!!”

The pilot shrugged and simply said: “Well it was easy, I just told her that this part of the airplane(first class) didn’t go to Hawaii, only the coach did.

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SmilingWhen is Easter:

Three blondes just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.

St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, “WHAT IS EASTER?”

The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy, it’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”

“WRONG,” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “WHAT IS EASTER?”

The second blonde replies, “No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the ………….the birth of…….. of Jesus.”

St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third blonde and asks, “WHAT IS EASTER?”

The third blonde smiles and looks St. Peter in the eye. “I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter.”

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SmilingSuicide Decision:

Judi (a.k.a. dumb blonde) walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand.

The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound!

Judi said, “Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, and first stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don’t want to ruin it, so I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don’t want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don’t want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud…

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SmilingMost Popular/Most Visited EYE-BALL JokeZone links as at – 2nd Nov 2011:

  1. A must see ‘YouTube Video’ – Shark Ballet – [over 9 million YouTube hits – must see the ending]
  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Various – Little Johnny Jokes
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Little Johnny and Sis’

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