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EYE-BALL JokeZone – “Toothbrushes”

June 11, 2013 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Toothbrushes
Last Updated 11th June ’13
SmilingToothbrushes!!!

(Submitted by Dawn S.)

The kids filed into class Monday morning.  They were all very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off.  “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30″ she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”  “Very good”, said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”   “Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath.  Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk.  “$2,467″, he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town”, said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog poop!”

Then I would say, “It is dog poop, you wanna buy a toothbrush?”

I used the Juliar Gillard(Oz Prime Minister) method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.


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  1. Stand Alone Joke – Little Johnny and Sis’
  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
  9. Stand Alone Joke – Some Blond Jokes – I –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – Anger Management –

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – The Promised Land

May 8, 2013 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘The Promised Land’
Last Updated 8th May ’13
SmilingThe Promised Land!!!

(Submitted by Colin S.)

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel …

“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Whitlam said to the people of Australia …

Put down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Gillard has ….

Stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, put camels in plain packaging, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the carbon tax, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, and retirement funds, I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English, and I was connected to a call centre in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck …..


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  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
  9. Stand Alone Joke – Some Blond Jokes – I –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – Anger Management –

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – Nelson at Trafalgar 2013!!!

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Nelson at Trafalgar 2013′
Last Updated 4th May ’13
SmilingNelson at Trafalgar 2013!!!

(Submitted by Roland A.)

Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.”

Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.”

Nelson: “Hold on, this isn’t what I dictated to Flags. What’s the meaning of this?”

Hardy: “Sorry sir?”

Nelson (reading aloud): ” … England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.’ – What gobbledygook is this for God’s sake?”

Hardy: “Admiralty policy, I’m afraid, sir. We’re an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil’s own job getting “England” past the censors, lest it be considered racist.”

Nelson: “Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco.”

Hardy: “Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments.”

Nelson: “In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle.”

Hardy: “The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government’s policy on binge drinking.”

Nelson: “Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we’d better get on with it full speed ahead.”

Hardy: “I think you’ll find that there’s a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water.”

Nelson: “Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow’s nest, please.”

Hardy: “That won’t be possible, sir.”

Nelson: “What?”

Hardy: “Health and Safety have closed the crow’s nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don’t meet regulations. They won’t let anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected.”

Nelson: “Then get me the ship’s carpenter without delay, Hardy.”

Hardy: “He’s busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral.”

Nelson: “Wheelchair access? I’ve never heard anything so absurd.”

Hardy: “Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled.”

Nelson: “Differently abled? I’ve only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn’t rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card.”

Hardy: “Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency.”

Nelson: “Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons.”

Hardy: “A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won’t let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don’t want anyone breathing in too much salt – haven’t you seen the adverts?”

Nelson: “I’ve never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy.”

Hardy: “The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral.”

Nelson: “What? This is mutiny!”

Hardy: “It’s not that, sir. It’s just that they’re afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There are a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks.”

Nelson: “Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?”

Hardy: “Actually, sir, we’re not.”

Nelson: “We’re not?”

Hardy: “No, sir.. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn’t even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation.”

Nelson: “But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil.”

Hardy: “I wouldn’t let the ship’s diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You’ll be up on disciplinary report.”

Nelson: “You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King.”

Hardy: “Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it’s the rules. It could save your life”

Nelson: “Don’t tell me – Health and Safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?”

Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there’s a ban on corporal punishment.”

Nelson: “What about sodomy?”

Hardy: “I believe that is now legal, sir.”

Nelson: “In that case………………. Kiss me, Hardy.”


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  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
  9. Stand Alone Joke – Some Blond Jokes – I –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – Anger Management –

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – Julia at the Pearly Gates – Heaven or Hell!!!

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Julia at the Bank’:
Last Updated 1st May ’13
SmilingJulia at the Pearly Gates – Heaven or Hell!!!

(Submitted by Adian B.)

While on her morning ride on her broomstick, Prime Minister Julia Gillard falls off, has a heart attack and dies because the ‘accident and emergency’ dept at her nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat her in time.

So her soul arrives in Heaven and she is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. ‘Welcome to Heaven,’ says Saint Peter, ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’

‘No problem, just let me in; I’m a good Christian; I’m a believer,’ says the PM.

‘I’d like to just let you in, but I have orders from God. He says that since the implementation of his new HEAVEN CHOICES policy, you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you must choose where you’ll live for eternity.’

‘But I’ve already made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,’ replies Gillard.

‘I’m sorry .. But we have our rules,’ Peter interjects. And, with that, St. Peter escorts her to a lift and she goes down, down, down ….all the way to Hell.

The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a lush golf course.

The sun is shining in a cloudless sky. The temperature is a perfect 22°C. In the distance is a beautiful club-house. Standing in front of it are Gough Whitlam and thousands of other Socialist luminaries who had helped her out over the years — Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, etc., even Kevin Rudd – The whole of the Labor Party leaders were there (and all the socialists from other parts of the world..)

Everyone is laughing, happy, and casually but expensively dressed.

They run to greet her, to hug her (except Rudd who is still recovering from the stab wounds to his back!! ) and to reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at the expense of ‘suckers and peasants.’

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. The Devil himself comes up to Gillard with a frosty drink, ‘Have a tequila and relax, Julia!’

‘Uh, I can’t drink anymore; I took a pledge,’ says Gillard, dejectedly.

‘This is Hell, ma’am. You can drink and eat all you want and not worry and it just gets better from there!’

Gillard takes the drink and finds herself liking the Devil, who she thinks is a really very friendly bloke who tells funny jokes like herself and pulls hilarious nasty pranks, kind of like the ones the Labor Party pulled at the last election with their master strokes on Education, Immigration, National Broadband Network, Petrol prices, Carbon Tax, Mining Tax, Budget Surpluses, Solar schemes, National Broadband, Health Rebate, and Tough on Crime promises.

They are having such a great  time that, before she realises it, it’s time to go. Everyone gives her a big hug (except Rudd!) and waves as she steps into the lift and heads upward.

When the lift door reopen, she is in Heaven again and Saint Peter is waiting for her. ‘Now it’s time to visit Heaven,’ the old man says, opening the gate.

So for 24 hours Gillard is made to hang out with a bunch of honest, good-natured people who enjoy each other’s company, talk about things other than money and treat each other decently. Not a nasty prank or short-arse joke among them. No fancy country clubs here and, while the food tastes great, it’s not caviar or lobster. And these people are all poor. She doesn’t see anybody she knows and she isn’t even treated like someone special!

‘Whoa,’ she says uncomfortably to herself. ‘Gough Whitlam never prepared me for this!’

The day done, Saint Peter returns and says, ‘Well, you’ve spent a day in Hell and a day in Heaven. Now choose where you want to live for Eternity.’

With the ‘Deal or No Deal’ theme playing softly in the background, Gillard reflects for a minute  … Then answers:

‘Well, I would never have thought I’d say this — I mean, Heaven has been delightful and all — but I really think I belong in Hell with my friends.’

So Saint Peter escorts her to the lift and down she goes, down, down, all the way to Hell.

The doors of the lift open and she is in the middle of a barren scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial wasteland, looking a bit like the eroded, rabbit and fox affected Australian outback, but worse and more desolate.

She is horrified to see all of her friends, dressed in rags and chained together, picking up the roadside rubbish and putting it into black plastic bags. They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces and hands black with grime.

The Devil comes over to Gillard and puts an arm around her shoulder.’ I don’t understand,’ stammers a shocked Gillard, ‘Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a club-house and we ate lobster and caviar and drank tequila.  We lazed around and had a great time.. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!’

The Devil looks at her, smiles slyly and purrs, ‘Yesterday we were campaigning; today you voted for us!


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  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
  9. Stand Alone Joke – Some Blond Jokes – I –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – Anger Management –

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Julia at the Bank’…

August 4, 2012 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Julia at the Bank’:
Last Updated 4th Aug ’12
SmilingJulia at the Bank:(Submitted by Warwick M.)

Prime Minister Gillard walks into the Commonwealth Bank of Australia to cash a cheque.  As she approaches the cashier she says “Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me”?

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure Miss. Could you please show me your ID?”

Gillard: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to.  I am Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia !!!”

Cashier: “Yes  Miss, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID.”

Gillard: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.    Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier: “I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Gillard: “I am urging you please to cash this cheque.”

Cashier: “Look Prime Minister this is what we can do: One day Adam Scott came into the bank without ID.   To prove he was Adam Scott he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.   With that shot we knew him to be Adam Scott and cashed his cheque.  Another time, Pat Rafter came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.   With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque…  So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister of Australia ?”

GILLARD  stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind.  I can’t think of a single thing I’m good at.”

Cashier: “Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?”

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  3. Various – Little Johnny Jokes
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Little Johnny and Sis’

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Irish Jokes 2′:

June 11, 2012 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Irish Jokes II’:
Updated 11th June 2012
Submitted by Bucko …

SmilingAn answer I can understand:

An American tourist asks an Irishman:

“Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”

To which the Irishman replies: “They have to go backwards. If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.”

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SmilingPaddy’s in jail.:

Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“What on earth you doing?” he asks.

“Hanging myself” Paddy replies.

“It should be around your neck” says the Guard.

“I know” says Paddy “but I couldn’t breathe”.

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SmilingIrish Farmers Dog:

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.

His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.

“Here boy” he replies.

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Smiling>Paddy’s in jail.:

Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“What on earth you doing?” he asks.

“Hanging myself” Paddy replies.

“It should be around your neck” says the Guard.

“I know” says Paddy “but I couldn’t breathe”.

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SmilingPaddy’s Pregnabt Wife.:

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.

“No”, shouts Paddy, “this is her husband!”

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Paddy Gets a Letter::

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.

It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.

Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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SmilingPaddy brings Flowers::

Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says ‘This is for the flowers!’

‘Don’t be silly,’ says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!’

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  1. A must see ‘YouTube Video’ – Shark Ballet - [over 9 million YouTube hits - must see the ending]
  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Various – Little Johnny Jokes
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Little Johnny and Sis’

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Wives & Husbands Shopping’:

April 25, 2012 1 comment
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Wives & Husbands Shopping’:
Last Updated 25th Apr 2012
SmilingWives & Husbands Shopping: – submitted by Warwick M.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris ,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris , are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-by.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15.. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

One of the clerks passed out.

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  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Various – Little Johnny Jokes
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Little Johnny and Sis’

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Sex in the Office’

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‘Sex in the Office’ –
Posted  3rd Mar ’12
SmilingJohnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else…

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, ‘I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, ‘I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his Pants down.’

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, He’s still going, I’m still bent over picking up the money – the bastard used coins!’

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 26′

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 26:
Posted  2nd Mar ’12
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Once there was a sperm named Stanley, who lived inside a famous athlete. Stanley himself was a very healthy sperm. He would do push-ups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.

One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day.

Stanley said, “Look pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that ONE.”

A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was going to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others… All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his might…. “GO BACK! GO BACK!’ he screamed….. IT’S A BLOW JOB!!!

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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic weekend.

When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says “Honey, my hands are freezing!”

She says, “Well just put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.”

After lunch the guy goes out to chop some more wood and comes back saying, “Man, my hands are really freezing!”

She says again “Well just put them here between my thighs again and that will warm them up.”

He does and again it warms his hands up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood up to get them through the night. When he returns, he says once more “Honey, my hands are really really freezing!”

She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”

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Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence.

The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR.

Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R.

Then to use it in a sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass the joint to little Suzy and said “Ear” …………..

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Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third was a chemist, and the fourth a government worker.

To show off the engineer called his dog, “T-square do your stuff”. T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

The accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff”. Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

The chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog, “Measure do your stuff”. Measure walked over to the ice box and took out a quart of milk. He got a 10 oz glass and poured exactly 8 ounces of milk without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

The three men turned to the government worker and asked – “What can your dog do?”

The government worker called his dog, “Coffee break do your stuff”. Coffee break jummed to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, took a dump on the paper, sexually assaulted the three other dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, and put in for workmans compensation.

He then went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. Everyone agreed that was smart.

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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution “Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.”

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis……fifty times”

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Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.

As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.”

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, “You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge.”

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, “You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon.”

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, “You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.”

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam’s Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. “What’s wrong, Sam?” they asked.

“You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?” Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, “I just saw my wife go by on a skate board.”

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A farmer goes to his local farm equipment store and tells the salesman he wants to buy a milking machine.

“Certainly, sir. Right this way,” says the salesman. “How many cows will you be milking?”

“Just one,” says the farmer.

“Oh,” says the salesman. “Well, sir, I really wouldn’t recommend a milking machine for only one cow. You could milk three cows by hand in the time it would take you to set up the machine and clean it afterwards.”

“I said I want a milking machine. Now, are you going to sell me one, or not?” the farmer replies indignantly.

“Well, sure, I’ll sell you one if that’s what you want. Just making sure, that’s all,” says the salesman.

The salesman shows the farmer the milking machines and the farmer picks one out, after reiterating to the salesman that, yes, he really does want the machine even though he only has one cow. After he’s rung up the sale, the salesman’s curiosity gets the best of him.

“Sir, if you don’t mind my asking, why are you so insistent on buying this milking machine even after all I’ve said?”

“Well,” says the farmer, “I got a new cow a couple of weeks ago. The first time I tried to milk her, I tried from the left side and she put her left foot in the bucket. The next day, I tried milking her from the right side and she put her right foot in the bucket. Then the next day, I tried milking her from behind and she put her tail in the bucket. The next day, being fed up, I tied her left leg to the left side of the barn, her right leg to the right side of the barn, and her tail to the rafter. Now if you can convince my wife that all I wanted to do was milk that cow, I won’t need this milking machine.”

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Little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”

Mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.”

“What’s that mean?” asked the child.

“Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”.

Little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block. I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you”.

Dad said, “Bring Susie over here”. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s butt with it and said, “Ok, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block”.

Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Dad said, “Where’s Susie?”

Little girl said, “Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and there’s another dog pushing her home”.

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This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.

Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you’re bouncing up and down on him.”

His mom is taken by surprise and says, “Oh…well…ah….well I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”

And the boy says, “Well, that won’t work!”

His mom says, “Why?!?”

And the boy replies, “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!”

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  2. YouTube Post – ‘Charlie Sheen and his Goddesses’ – as real as it gets …
  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
  9. Stand Alone Joke – Some Blond Jokes – I –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – Anger Management –

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 25′

March 2, 2012 Comments off
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Posted  2nd Mar ’12
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A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the young man an old biker’s trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and smear it on the chrome if the bike must be left out in the rain.

A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house.

Before they go in she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes.

After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides to speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the woman in front of her family and no one says a word.!!!

Next he decides to take a more direct approach so he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone… and no one says a word…!!!!

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on her table. They have even wilder sex and no one says a word…!!!!

By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to do next when suddenly he hears thunder in the distance… His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his Vaseline…..and the father says, “Okay dammit…………. I’ll do the dishes.”

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A couple are driving along the freeway somewhere on the Nullarbor Plain and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything … the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc … and his wife is getting the absolute shits with his depressing talk.

So she says to him: “One more complaint and I’ll cut your penis off with my Swiss Army knife”.

About half an hour later, sure as nuts he starts complaining again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guys little Richard off and throws it out the window.

Driving behind the couple’s car is a family of three … husband wife and their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands on their car’s windscreen and the father, in an absolute panic as he doesn’t want his daughter to see quickly puts the windscreen wipers on to get the dick off the windscreen and out of the view of his daughter.

The daughter asks: “Daddy, what was that?”

Her father, still in a panic, replies ” Oh it was only a … uh …butterfly my dear”.

Says the daughter “Well F*** ME! Did you see the size of its cock!”

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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles … the sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?”.

He answers, “You see, it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!”

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A Texas engineer while in Japan for some meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening.

Although, the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling “Gama Su!, Gama Su!”.

Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.

The next day while playing golf with his Japanese engineering colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese.

Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling “Gama Su! Gama Su!”.

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked: “Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?”

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Check this out. BEST EVER COMEBACK LINE

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday.

Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.

“You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t,” he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need”.

“I guess I was just really into it, you know?” he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

“It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,” said Officer Taylor. “I walked up to (Davidson) and he’s…just working away at this pumpkin.”

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. “I just went up and said, “Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?”

He got real surprised, as you’d expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said…

“A pumpkin!? Damn… is it midnight already?”

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Once in a medieval times…there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night.

He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest “weapon”.

The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon…he pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered…the women swooned…the children waved multi- colored banners…and the band played appropriate music.

Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered…the women swooned…the children waved multi-colored banners… and the band played appropriate music.

After several more knights tried to prove their superiority…the King finally spoke out.

“I have the mightiest weapon of them all!” He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered…the women swooned…the children waved multi-colored banners…and the band played “God Save the Queen.”

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A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive.

A clerk came up and asked if there’s something he could help her with.

“I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all of yours are so expensive!” She says.

“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?”

“$50.00?? For a Frog??” said the woman.

The clerk said, “It’s a special frog. It’s gives blowjobs.”

So, the woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the strange gift frog, and they’re both happy. The woman goes to bed. Around two in the morning, she wakes up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what’s going on and when she gets to the kitchen she sees her boyfriend and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.

“What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?” says the woman.

The guy looks up at her and says, “Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of here!!!”

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A man was approached by coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work.

The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys.”

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife’s panties, and gave her oral sex.

She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he’d be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.

“How did you get in here?” he asked. “Shhhhh!!!” she replied, “you’ll wake-up my mother!”

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A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men’s toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn’t reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child.

“I guess you must be in the fifth,” she said. “No ma’am” he replied, “I’m in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow.”

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  3. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  4. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  5. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  6. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  7. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke
  8. Stand Alone Joke – One night stand court case –
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Golf – Everything that is important in life …’

February 5, 2012 Comments off
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Posted 5th Feb ’12
This explains it all … GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS…
This was sent in by Peter R. … thanks Peter and may the Golfing Gods be with you and your Partners Colin S. – Eric and company …

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  • Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer….
  • Golf ! You hit down to make the ball go up.
  • You swing left and the ball goes right.
  • The lowest score wins, on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
  • Golf is harder than baseball.
  • In Golf, you have to play your foul balls.
  • If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here’s a valuable tip…your life is in trouble.
  • Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot…
  • The term ‘mulligan’ is really a contraction of the phrase ‘maul it again…’
  • A ‘gimme’ can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers…neither of whom can putt very well …
  • An interesting thing about Golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
  • Golf’s a hard game to figure…
  • One day you’ll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green.
  • The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
  • If your best shots are the practice swing and the ‘gimme putt’, you might wish to reconsider this game …
  • Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
  • Golf is like marriage, If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work, and both are expensive…
  • The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.

SENIOR’S DAY AT THE COURSE

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…

  1. #10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
  2. #09… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
  3. #08… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
  4. #07… Foursomes are encouraged.
  5. #06… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
  6. #05… Three times a day is possible.
  7. #04… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
  8. #03… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
  9. #02… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
  10. #01… And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…

#01… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

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  3. Stand alone Joke – Socially Unacceptable Humour
  4. Stand Alone Joke – The CIA Admission Test
  5. Stand Alone Joke – Santa Clause – an Engineer’s Perspective
  6. Stand Alone Joke – Various – 18
  7. Stand Alone Joke – Moral Story – Bullshit’s Reward –
  8. Various – More ‘Little Johnny’ Jokes – 1
  9. Stand Alone Joke – PM Gillard and some of her Cartoons –
  10. Stand Alone Joke – A Deserted Island Joke

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 24′

January 9, 2012 Comments off
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Posted – 9th Jan 2012
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A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers was all wet. Turning to the man on his right he asked, “Did you pour beer on my trousers?”

“Nope,” came the reply.

Then, turning to the man on his left, he asked, “Did you pour beer on my trousers?”

The man also replied, “Nope.” “Then it must be an inside job,” he murmured.

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A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his wife, he told her the most important piece of information: Whenever you shoot something, make sure to claim it right away or the first person who gets to your kill can claim it as their own, so be quick if we want to have deer meat in the refrigerator!

So they departed to their deer boxes and waited for some deer. Minutes later he heard his wife’s gun go off. The husband decided to make sure she went to claim her kill instead of giving it away to someone.

When he got to his wife she was arguing with another man who was shouting and aving his hands in the air: Okay! Fine lady this is YOUR deer, but do you mind if I take my saddle off your deer before you take it away?!?!

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This story is from one of the ” lucky ” passengers on board a Northwest Airlines flight to Boston during hurricane “Bob”.

The captain did his best to skirt the edge of the storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same – rough enough that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves into their seats for about half an hour, and many of the passengers were putting the little plastic-lined bags in their seat pockets to good use.

When the turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants unbuckled themselves, and the captain’s voice came on the intercom. “Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn’t it?  But we came through it fine, just the way we always do, and I’m happy to report that it looks like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of myself and today’s flight crew, I’d like to thank you very much for your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes for a pleasant stay in Boston.”

After a short pause and several clicks – “Jesus Christ – what a bitchin’ ride! Boy – I sure could use a cup of good strong coffee and a blow job right about now.”

As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin (to inform the captain that his intercom was still on), one of the passengers called after her, “Don’t forget the coffee!”

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Smiling

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter’s window.

The pilot’s sign said “WHERE AM I?” in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.

Their sign said “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.” The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER” sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded “I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.”

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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she’s back at the doctor. She says, “Doc, the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!”

The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Naah… “, she says, “that’s okay. We aren’t going back to that Restaurant anyway.”

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Smiling

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops & started getting really worked up.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said.

“I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

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Smiling

One fine day an older couple were at home, and the wife said to her husband, “I got a couple of errands to run, and when I’m done I’m going to stop by pick us up a couple of ice cream sundaes. What would you like on yours?”

The husband replied, “I want some hot fudge, nuts, whipped cream, and a cherry on top. But you better write that down, because knowing your memory you’ll forget for sure.”

“I will not!” replied the wife indignantly. “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with my memory.”

“Suit yourself,” said the husband, “but I know you won’t get it right.”

So the wife takes off, and after running her errands, she had completely forgotton about the sundaes and came home with a couple of deli sandwiches instead.

When she got home and her husband looked at the sandwiches he exclaimed, “I knew it! I just knew you wouldn’t get it right. I explicitly told you that I didn’t want any mustard or tomatoes on mine!”

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Smiling

The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick.

When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints. Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it.

One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demontrate.

The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror. From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

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Smiling

Little Bobby walked into his parents’ bedroom while they were making love.

“What’re you doing?” asked the child. “

Why, ‘er, we’re playing poker, son,” replied his father.

“What’s mama doing?”

“She’s my partner.”

Bobby ambled out of the bedroom, and as he walked down the hall, he heard noises in his sister’s bedroom. He stopped, opened the door and discovered the girl having intercourse with her boyfriend. “What’re you doing?” asked Bobby.

“We’re playing poker,” replied his sister.

“And what about him?” asked the child, pointing to her sister’s pal.

“He’s my partner.”

The youngster left the room and went down the hall to the room of Roger, his teenage brother, who was masturbating furiously.

“What are you doing?” asked the child.

“I’m playing poker,” replied Roger.

“Where’s your partner?”

“Listen,” said the older brother, “when you’ve got a good hand, you don’t need a partner!”

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – “The big Dude in the Elevator”

January 9, 2012 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – “The big Dude in the Elevator”
Posted – 9th Jan 2012
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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Ex-ex-excuse me, but what did you say?” The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘turn around’.”

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 23′

January 9, 2012 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Various – 23:
Posted – 9th Jan 2012
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A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, “It’s my dog. Why?”

“Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, “I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”

“What?” roared the big man in disbelief. “What in the hell kind of dog do you have?”

“Sir,” answered the little man, “it’s a little four week old female puppy.”

“Bull!” roared the biker, “how could your puppy kill my Doberman?”

“It appears that your dog choked on her, sir.”

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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven.

At an orientation they are asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning about your death, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”

The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say……LOOK, HE’S MOVING!!!”

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Miss Bea was in her 80′s and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water.

In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped! But he certainly couldn’t mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer. “Miss Bea,” he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this.” Pointing to the bowl.

“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working. I haven’t had a cold all winter!”

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Smiling

There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman’s face was burned severely.

The doctor told the husband they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny.

The husband then donated some of his skin….however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty! She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did.

She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!”

He replied, “Oh don’t worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough everytime your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!”

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Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

“On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.”

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

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Smiling

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word ‘penis’ in tiny letters. S

he turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word ‘penis’ again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day’s lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day’s word, larger than the previous day’s word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!”

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Smiling

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew. “Wow,” Ed said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.”

“Like what?” Ted said.

“All twisted like a pig’s tail,” Ed said.

“Well, what’s yours like?” Ted said.

“Straight, like normal,” Ed said.

“I thought mine was normal until I saw yours,” Ted said.

Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants. “What did you do that for?” Ted said.

“Shaking off the excess drops,” Ed said. “Like normal.”

“Cripes,” Ted said. “And all these years I’ve been wringing it.”

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Smiling

A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot of whiskey, slams it down, slides the empty shot glass all the way down the end of the bar, leaps up on the bar, drops his pants, and announces to the bartender…”I’ll bet you $20 I can piss into that shot glass from here without spilling a drop.”

The bartender is, of course, very skeptical, so he says…”Mister, you’ve got yourself a bet.”

The man asks the bartender to come closer to where he is standing on the bar for a closer look at the action. With the bartender right next to him, the man suddenly turns and unleashes a huge whiz right in the bartenders face! The bartender, stunned at first, begins laughing and hollering, pleased with the fact that he has just won $20.

However, after he stops laughing, he asks the man…”Mister, why would you make such a bet with me if you weren’t sure that you could whiz into the shot glass?”

The man replied…”See that guy over there by the pinball machine? When I first came in, I bet him $200 that I could piss in your face and you’d laugh about it!”

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Smiling

There was once a couple named Nancy and Mike Tate, and it was their life’s dream to have a compass company. They finally saved enough money and started the Tate’s Compass Company.

Luck was with them, for the first contract they acquired was to manufacture 750,000 compasses for the Boy Scouts.

Nancy and Mike worked feverishly day and night to meet their deadline, and finished just before the Boy Scout Jamboree was to begin. On the day of the Boy Scout Wilderness hike, each boy scout was given a Tate’s Compass to help them find their way.

Unfortunately, it was discovered a little too late that every single compass was made with the colored point of the needle facing the wrong way, so when one was facing North, the needle pointed to the South.

Needless to say, all of the boy scouts got lost and it was the biggest fiasco known in Boy Scout history. The Tate’s compass company went out of business, but from this experience came the familiar adage, “He who has a Tate’s is lost.” (Say it out loud).

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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Video 15 – Animated Medical Proceedures’

December 23, 2011 Comments off
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘Video 15 – Animated Medical Procedures’
Posted  23rd Dec ’11

“Heal” by Ghost Productions – the wonders of modern medical procedures…

Linked on-line here.  [Original link sent in by Kevin O.]

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