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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘A Deserted Island Joke’

November 30, 2011
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EYE-BALL JokeZone – ‘A Deserted Island Joke’:
Posted 30th Nov ’11
Smiling A Deserted Island Joke:

A man is shipwrecked near a desert island and manages to swim to safety. He crawls up the beach, shattered and alone, all his possessions lost forever. As he makes his way up to the single palm tree, he notices something in the sand – it looks like a human hand.

Sure enough it is a human hand, in fact it’s the hand of Megan Fox who was also shipwrecked at an earlier date, and then unfortunately partially buried by a freak sandstorm.

Our hero rescues the teutonic beauty, and she is, as you can imagine, eternally grateful. For many days they live happily together basking in the sunshine, making love in the sand, catching fresh fish, making love against the single palm tree, drinking coconut milk, making love in the sea- but despite this idyllic lifestyle, Megan notices our hero (lets call him Bob) Bob, getting more and more restless.

One day, unable to control her curiosity, she confronts him: “Darling, Bob, is there anything wrong?”

Bob sighs, and replies “Megan, this is all really great, and you’re a babe and all, but I can’t go on like this any longer.”

Megan is disconsolate. “What is it Bob? Do I not please you? Do I not cater for your every need and desire? Is there anything I could do that would make it better?”

Bob (warily): “well there is one thing – would you mind taking and putting on my trousers?”

Megan is spooked, but agrees, and Bob removes his tatty trousers and hands them over. She put them on.

Bob (more excited now): “Great, now will you put on my shirt?”

Megan reticently does as she is told.

Bob (in raptures): “Brilliant. Now will you tie back your hair and draw a moustache on with this charcoal and go over there behind the single palm tree and then walk out from behind it and say “Hello, Bob, it’s me, your old friend Jim!”?”

Megan can’t stand this and refuses. But Bob is persistent, and so excited by this point that eventually she agrees to his request on the condition that it is a one off and she will never have to do it again. She does as requested and, when she is ready, she steps out nervously from behind the single palm tree.

Megan: “Hello, Bob, it’s me, your old friend Jim!”

Bob: “Jim! Mate! You will not BELIEVE who I’m shagging!”

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