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October 30, 2011
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A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of ‘a house of ill repute’ and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted

He said, ‘I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I’m not leaving until I get it.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, ‘Do any of the girls have any diseases?’

Of course the Madam said ‘No’.

The boy said, ‘I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber – THAT’S the girl I want.’

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, ‘Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?’

He said, ‘Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he’ll give her one in the car and he’ll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter’s, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE’S the prick who ran over my FROG!’

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  1. October 31, 2011 at 5:48 am | #1

    Blogging is honest toil – somedays it can be 16 odd hours doing research and putting together a blog post – its seven days a week and for no pay … the only appreciation comes when you see comments and other people reading your story …

    Sometimes you get it … but this site has seen near 500 posts in the last 12 months – serious discussion topics – Politics – Financial – Sport – Movies – Jokes – Novel – Satire – Guests posters and this tame but humourous joke post last night just cracks me up –

    The hits go beserk for an hour or so – the same happened when a video of Charlie Sheen’s babes was posted back in July –

    What is it that makes these nothings posts popular or something people want to read or see – there is a story in that – is it that the serious side and the writing and commentary suck – or is it that people don’t want to be reminded about how fucked over their lives are …

    Humour does it best – I agree … I watch humour to quell my anger, my frustrations and I am a better person for it …

    But you can only forget for so long and reality always is waiting and knocking …

    EYE-BALL

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